I would pay $20 for a slice of pizza or some lukewarm not fully cooked ramen right now. — Heather Kay (@lunchyprices)
Me Gusta Pizza
"On a dark street, on a cold night, pizza's cooking in a storefront oven. On the corner a boy is waiting. The moonlight feels cold and desperate." The Pizza Song, Bouncing Souls
Everyone in this 99 cent pizza place looks like Waingro from Heat. — Bob Powers (@bobpowers1)
I haven’t thought about boobs or vaginas for 14 minutes and it’s all thanks to pizza! — Clarke Kant (@clarkekant)
#ghettoparentsquotes “you want pizza for dinner?” yeah! “alright go get it from the freezer” — UMightBeGhetto (@UMightBeGhetto)
Don’t ever ring my doorbell unless you have a pizza in your hands. — Clarke Kant (@clarkekant)
oh i see you ordered clams on your pizza do you murder just small children or anyone — lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren)
Remember when pizza delivery guys were young and hot? Yeah, well, now they’re dumpy 40-something women. — Heather Kay (@lunchyprices)
Can we get a pizza where one half is Domino’s and the other half is Pizza Hut? I find both brands to have their positive qualities. — ASW (@TotallyAllen)
The day you can email a pizza is the day I never leave my house again. — braden graeber (@hipstermermaid)
